I was doing laundry. I could hear Afton romping around the kitchen and assumed all was well. I kept hearing a crinkly noise which I took for one of her baby toys--a lady bug with wings that make a crinkly noise. I was extra assured by the distinct sound of her playing with a baby toy close by in the kitchen.
When I finished up, I realized that I was mistaken about the noise. I realized that Afton is complicated, like an...


...onion.
who *wouldn't* assume all is well when a toddler is romping around the kitchen? What could possibly go wrong? Even more safe--when the toddler has a hose in the entryway.
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ReplyDeleteAt least she's making healthy food choices at an early age
ReplyDeletewhy'd she use an onion to make her point. what's wrong with a parfait. they have layers too but everybody loves a parfait!
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