Afton (gloating): Jo-osh! I have the ice cream spoon! [the one with a handle that looks like an ice cream cone, the kids always want to use it] Josh (sweetly): That's great, Afton! Afton (put out): No, you're suppose to say, "No fair!"
"Mom, are we doing anything tonight?" "Mom, I'm still hungry." "Mom, when I grow up I want to be the ninja of fighting and stealth." "Mom, what if the whole world is just a giant pop-up book?" "Mom, the most disgusting collection of all would be...a booger collection."