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"My mother is the most wonderful mother in the world. She is as pretty as a crystal! She weighs 30-40 lbs and she is 20 ft. tall. Her favorite food is crepes. When mom was a little girl she used to watch TV. I think she looks pretty when the house is clean. I know she is grumpy when she's mad. I wish my mom would let me have bubble gum. My mother likes to nap when she has some free time. I would not trade my mom for anything! Happy Mother's Day! Love, Ben"