Thursday, September 2, 2010
Yes, there she is. The very essence of safety and patroling for safety. She now reports to school extra early and maintains order in the cafeteria among the breakfast-eaters. Look how sweet and helpful she looks. She's more than willing to assist you in opening your milk or to get you a napkin.
But I warn you now, do not cross her. If you feel a desire to start yelling or start a food fight, LOOK OUT.
Because she means business and she is not impressed with tomfoolery. You do not want to mess with that.
Where does she get her authoritative prowess?
That's right! Me! The original patroler of safety! When kids at school saw my acid wash pleated jean shorts, frizzy perm, and huge glasses they swallowed their gum and sat up straight. I mean, come on, wouldn't you?